Total Medals Earned: 528 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,600 Points
Medals Earned: 8/20 (40/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
well! what it is!
*proper bow*
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
ride a narwhal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy everything
slay a demon
slay a dragon
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete all 20 levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/50 points)
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Out of luck
You're too good for us
Too smart
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Are we getting nervous?
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 27/42 (270/485 points)
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Call a random number
Listen to all hotline options
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 21/21 (825/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy